Holy mother of invention. The Blowout is tonight.

We have all kinds of crazy crap to do before the doors open (Good Morning America, pull-ups, pot roast) so let’s make this brief:

Please show up as early as you can. If not to ensure entrance, then because a full night of entertainment begins AT EIGHT PM SHARP. That’s right. At doors. We don’t want to give too much away, but trust that Big Things are happening All Night Long.

Man, this is gonna be the sweetest.

We’ll see you there.